electricxmayhem:

obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible

Your blog is satire, right? This flesh pit isn’t a real thing??

mysteryfleshpit:

Go to Texas, drive south on Ranch Rd 33 out of Garden City TX and take the exit near mile marker 177 until the road ends in a fence. If it is only satire, then you will have nothing to worry about.

vstheworld:

assassinationtipsforladies:

It’s hard to explain how alienating the media has been this year as an “essential worker”. Every single piece of media produced this year is about how “we’re all” stuck inside all the time now, and I’m just like….. I got two weeks at home when I actually had covid and otherwise have gone to work every single day I normally would. All these adverts and news show lines about how we’re all in this together and we’re all spending our days baking banana bread and zoom calling and all this and I’m like….. Well, not all of us I guess. And it’s weirdly alienating and makes you feel weird and cut off

we need to talk about this more. being forgotten by capitalism is deeply terrifying, because when we’re not marketable we don’t exist.

gothbunnyalice:

murolo-moved:

murolo-moved:

the secret boots are the best item in any castlevania game like come on

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if you can’t kill your dad in 6 inch heels what’s the point

dracula: well met, my son. it has been a long time

alucard: not long enough. i can’t allow you to leave here

dracula: do you still side with humani—

alucard:

dracula: are you wearing the…

alucard: the secret boots? yeah. i am.

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