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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><description>allister | 22 | they | local cryptid</description><title>like a midnight swim</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @cheapmagazines)</generator><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/</link><item><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/654125157801148416</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/654125157801148416</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2021 01:46:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>rochev:

Been a while </title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/951fdeacb9bc6c138c02bcf6cbe2c568/7cc7148a1a4aeedf-50/s500x750/5e545739925bfe1f584a92dd7561bd3223fa82b5.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://rochev.tumblr.com/post/654059823382577152/been-a-while" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;rochev&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;

Been a while &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/654121934688239616</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/654121934688239616</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2021 00:54:48 -0400</pubDate><category>her.............................</category><category>rwby</category></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://seravph.tumblr.com/post/648778273573191680" target="_blank"&gt;seravph&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://seravph.tumblr.com/post/648777200876896256/ladiez-was-anyone-else-the-friend-group-comic" target="_blank"&gt;seravph&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://seravph.tumblr.com/post/648776835223650304/was-anyone-else-ummmm-off-putting-for-whatever" target="_blank"&gt;seravph&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;was anyone else ummmm off-putting for whatever reason for most of their life 😂😂😂 and people would tell you that they were scared of talking to you because you were intimidating 😂😂😂 and people thought you were cool and mysterious and brooding but in reality you were just kind of socially awkward and inconsolably lonely 😂😂😂 and people were intimidated by you which is a cool girlboss move but because of that no one talked to you or kissed you or approached you 😂😂😂 and you cannot even begin to express the never ending abyss of desolation you cannot escape 😂😂😂&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;ladiez was anyone else the friend group comic relief or a good shoulder to cry on or good to go for for advice or something and people were friends with you but nobody saw you as anything more than a cool person 😂😂😂 was anyone else the person everyone was friends with but no one could love 😂😂😂 or even think about loving or even thought of outside of their designated role 😂😂😂 ￼&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="719" data-orig-width="750"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/d351baa9a857c23ee05046c2e9942eb8/3322174c975510ef-4d/s640x960/bf1e6e3e4339be5f8a3fcfdd967f1bd4c4ced030.jpg" data-orig-height="719" data-orig-width="750"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/654121169002364928</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/654121169002364928</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2021 00:42:38 -0400</pubDate></item><item><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/654119934006329344</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/654119934006329344</guid><pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2021 00:23:00 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>churchrummagesale:a disgusting house rotting and sagging in the...</title><description>&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/eb82efcc760244a469ab98cc3187e3ea/c80415e1c05051f9-a4/s500x750/42a41beed26a34173315261c8f3673601ce852a9.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/addb2370d83bb54b03ff23899ce58317/c80415e1c05051f9-bd/s500x750/4220dc8f2d6322622b09ec2fc539174fd522ca87.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://churchrummagesale.tumblr.com/post/654101574271008768/a-disgusting-house-rotting-and-sagging-in-the" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;churchrummagesale&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;i&gt;a disgusting house rotting and sagging in the southern heat, abandoned for a long time. the last mail i could find was from 1975. the odor of mold and rot hits you from down the road. i found this coincidentally pulling off to find directions back to north carolina, and the road was full of beware of dog signs and no trespassing warnings. there hasn’t been a soul here in years, the house sags hidden on top of a hill covered in overgrowth, almost weighted down by the summer heat and filth growing inside&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/654118098025201664</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/654118098025201664</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2021 23:53:49 -0400</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://ennunanaiurov.tumblr.com/post/170339758117/bathroom-practice" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;ennunanaiurov&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Bathroom practice &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/654117956397187072</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/654117956397187072</guid><pubDate>Tue, 15 Jun 2021 23:51:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://schuylerpeck.tumblr.com/post/174948354336/bowls-of-cherries-and-pear-trees-in-the-summer" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;schuylerpeck&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;“Bowls of cherries and pear trees in the summer. Bumblebees on honeysuckle bushes and fresh hot coffee. The wind running its fingers through the trees. Sunlight warms our strawberry patches. The mornings aren’t quiet. There are robins picking twigs from the long grass and songbirds hiding in the branches. The hills are still wet with dew. Our neighbors’ cows moo ‘good morning’ towards our windows. I roll over in bed to see you and find you already awake, already smiling. These days, I never wonder if you love me. I can see it so clearly on your face.”&lt;/blockquote&gt; &lt;p&gt;— Schuyler Peck, &lt;i&gt;Strawberry Patches&lt;/i&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/653545990257885184</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/653545990257885184</guid><pubDate>Wed, 09 Jun 2021 16:20:25 -0400</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://retroetic.tumblr.com/post/178551815647/stevie-nicks-doing-her-makeup-in-her-apartment" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;retroetic&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Stevie Nicks doing her makeup in her apartment (1978)&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/650211302887882752</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/650211302887882752</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 May 2021 20:56:59 -0400</pubDate><category>doing your makeup on the floor is such a universal experience</category></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://boarix.tumblr.com/post/641365082090143744/forg" target="_blank"&gt;boarix&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://fliesandlilypads.tumblr.com/post/641212546123235328/frog-cake-credit" target="_blank"&gt;fliesandlilypads&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="960"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/f9d6607183017647f2d75fd15c50dad3/6a5c4e9162f3c7c7-e7/s640x960/b33195513a57db3d6ad0f66cb869ddc44a968dd7.jpg" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="960"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="720"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/6e8fc9f54005cd9a758c290531fdd419/6a5c4e9162f3c7c7-1f/s640x960/f4c10ebdeb06971ba6405a0ba7e07fbe48a17ada.jpg" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="720"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="720"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/e8b43b68b6d10fbe2c9761d37d5fe368/6a5c4e9162f3c7c7-9b/s640x960/37c822c8f821dd3d8d73ae0f0ff016f7dcfe4e84.jpg" data-orig-height="960" data-orig-width="720"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;frog cake / &lt;a href="https://www.facebook.com/groups/frogspotting/permalink/1353385395044949/" target="_blank"&gt;credit&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;forg&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/648556014866661376</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/648556014866661376</guid><pubDate>Thu, 15 Apr 2021 14:26:54 -0400</pubDate><category>forg</category></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://iguanamouth.tumblr.com/post/647072798534238208/iguanamouth" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;iguanamouth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://iguanamouth.tumblr.com/post/647072197085659136" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;iguanamouth&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="322"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/f93bdbff344c5795b6202e3ae366fee9/aec1be850640ec2b-1a/s540x810/e0bf8bc50055952b0587620b71e695da481e2dbf.png" data-orig-height="250" data-orig-width="322"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="455" data-orig-width="689"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/9bd6ae3ccb68e9bd09a9997585b82fdc/088c2bae686859ce-29/s540x810/92ce877fbfeddf1fa647ea587b3484b5bcd6316c.png" data-orig-height="455" data-orig-width="689"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/647424429598572544</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/647424429598572544</guid><pubDate>Sat, 03 Apr 2021 02:40:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://electricxmayhem.tumblr.com/post/643287403672616960/obsessed-with-this-muppet-clip-where-gonzo-breaks" target="_blank"&gt;electricxmayhem&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="422" data-orig-width="536" data-npf='{"type":"video","provider":"tumblr","url":"https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qom8c5L2mP1sfuwti.mp4","media":{"url":"https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qom8c5L2mP1sfuwti.mp4","type":"video/mp4","width":536,"height":422},"poster":[{"url":"https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qom8c5L2mP1sfuwti_frame1.jpg","type":"image/jpeg","width":536,"height":422}],"filmstrip":{"url":"https://64.media.tumblr.com/previews/tumblr_qom8c5L2mP1sfuwti_filmstrip.jpg","type":"image/jpeg","width":2000,"height":157}}'&gt;&lt;video controls="controls" autoplay="autoplay" muted="muted" poster="https://64.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qom8c5L2mP1sfuwti_frame1.jpg"&gt;&lt;source src="https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qom8c5L2mP1sfuwti.mp4" type="video/mp4"&gt;&lt;/source&gt;&lt;/video&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;obsessed with this muppet clip where Gonzo breaks a piece of machinery and then just stares at the camera in an empty room and says ‘GUILT’ in the most harrowing way possible &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/643853488144711680</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/643853488144711680</guid><pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2021 15:42:15 -0500</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;Go to Texas, drive south on Ranch Rd 33 out of Garden City TX and take the exit near mile marker 177 until the road ends in a fence.  If it is only satire, then you will have nothing to worry about. &lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/643616171813470208</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/643616171813470208</guid><pubDate>Sat, 20 Feb 2021 00:50:12 -0500</pubDate><category>obsessed with this</category></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://twoweeks.tumblr.com/post/617797777393614848/httpswwwinstagramcompb9yxc7jhvb" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;twoweeks&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://www.instagram.com/p/B_9yxC7jHVb/" target="_blank"&gt;https://www.instagram.com/p/B_9yxC7jHVb&lt;/a&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/642841227500355584</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/642841227500355584</guid><pubDate>Thu, 11 Feb 2021 11:32:48 -0500</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://vstheworld.tumblr.com/post/638307335735033856/we-need-to-talk-about-this-more-being-forgotten" target="_blank"&gt;vstheworld&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://assassinationtipsforladies.tumblr.com/post/638018345931800576/its-hard-to-explain-how-alienating-the-media-has" target="_blank"&gt;assassinationtipsforladies&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;It&amp;rsquo;s hard to explain how alienating the media has been this year as an &amp;ldquo;essential worker&amp;rdquo;. Every single piece of media produced this year is about how &amp;ldquo;we&amp;rsquo;re all&amp;rdquo; stuck inside all the time now, and I&amp;rsquo;m just like&amp;hellip;.. I got two weeks at home when I actually had covid and otherwise have gone to work every single day I normally would. All these adverts and news show lines about how we&amp;rsquo;re all in this together and we&amp;rsquo;re all spending our days baking banana bread and zoom calling and all this and I&amp;rsquo;m like&amp;hellip;.. Well, not all of us I guess. And it&amp;rsquo;s weirdly alienating and makes you feel weird and cut off&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;we need to talk about this more. being forgotten by capitalism is deeply terrifying, because when we’re not marketable we don’t exist. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/640425165290930176</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/640425165290930176</guid><pubDate>Fri, 15 Jan 2021 19:30:31 -0500</pubDate><category>lol right</category><category>i called out sick last week &amp; my manager just sounded like he didnt believe me</category><category>i tested positive the next day :-)</category><category>&amp; my boss texted me two days later asking when i could come back</category><category>i cant even get two weeks off when i have FUCKING CORONAVIRUS</category></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://weirdlandtv.tumblr.com/post/168645301756/1963-christmas-card-from-the-jim-henson-company" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;weirdlandtv&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;A 1963 Christmas card drawn by Jim Henson.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/638312287520899072</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/638312287520899072</guid><pubDate>Wed, 23 Dec 2020 11:47:14 -0500</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://annafridacharlotte.tumblr.com/post/634906513281024000/november-2020" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;annafridacharlotte&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;November 2020.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/637271007098519552</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/637271007098519552</guid><pubDate>Fri, 11 Dec 2020 23:56:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://anjelia.tumblr.com/post/98588770328" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;anjelia&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elizabitchtaylor.tumblr.com/post/47915295202/dolly-parton-onstage-1970" target="_blank"&gt; &lt;/a&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;Dolly Parton onstage, 1970&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/636905597413081088</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/636905597413081088</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2020 23:08:30 -0500</pubDate></item><item><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/636891758182187008</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/636891758182187008</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2020 19:28:32 -0500</pubDate></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="https://slomedico.tumblr.com/post/615068796233924608/dazed-issue-103-july-2003via-adarchives" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank"&gt;slomedico&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Dazed Issue 103, July 2003&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p style=""&gt;via adarchives&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/636890551662280704</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/636890551662280704</guid><pubDate>Mon, 07 Dec 2020 19:09:21 -0500</pubDate><category>fuck streaming im gonna go back to pirating music for my ipod</category></item><item><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://gothbunnyalice.tumblr.com/post/631529058847670272" target="_blank"&gt;gothbunnyalice&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://murolo-moved.tumblr.com/post/187619812181/dracula-well-met-my-son-it-has-been-a-long" target="_blank"&gt;murolo-moved&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="https://murolo-moved.tumblr.com/post/187619770506/the-secret-boots-are-the-best-item-in-any" target="_blank"&gt;murolo-moved&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;the secret boots are the best item in any castlevania game like come on&lt;/p&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="436" data-orig-width="750"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/d8038b2ce86aca6f7914d01b490c1a38/bf4b4bf9bde50519-42/s640x960/1136f0ad9bc17377244c570a08235086dfb3f19c.jpg" data-orig-height="436" data-orig-width="750"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;p&gt;if you can’t kill your dad in 6 inch heels what’s the point&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;dracula: well met, my son. it has been a long time&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;alucard: not long enough. i can’t allow you to leave here&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;dracula: do you still side with humani—&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;alucard:&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;dracula: are you wearing the&amp;hellip;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;p&gt;alucard: the secret boots? yeah. i am. &lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;figure class="tmblr-full" data-orig-height="561" data-orig-width="645"&gt;&lt;img src="https://64.media.tumblr.com/3e832235a9408758ed96444f7766ccf1/04d4ca5eb5cb05f7-51/s640x960/cb89f1bb569428533ea7f1935ff0a39b10b233c6.png" data-orig-height="561" data-orig-width="645"/&gt;&lt;/figure&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/635184000132136960</link><guid>http://musclemuseum.co.vu/post/635184000132136960</guid><pubDate>Wed, 18 Nov 2020 23:04:27 -0500</pubDate><category>big fan of this</category></item></channel></rss>
